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Well it was inevitable. As much traveling as I've done, I guess you just knew I was gonna make my way to China eventually. Geez! I think I'm running out of countries to go to! As usual I brought Mom (aka Paula) along. We got ourselves shanghaied in Shanghai, climbed some famous mountain, saw some stone warrior guys, and took a walk along this really big wall. Along the way people kept staring at me and wanting to have their picture taken with me. It was exhausting! But my public demands it, so I put on my best face and suffer through it as best I can. Woe is me... And then we were at some crazy market thingy, and some girls offered to buy me! Good thing mom (aka Paula) wouldn't sell me for all the money in the world. The girls were cute, and good snugglers, but one thing I notice about China is that everybody smokes. Now you all know as well as I do that fur and smoke is bad. Heck, my fur smelled so bad after I got back that mom (aka Paula) had to give me a ride in the underwater tilt-a-whirl. At least that's what she called it, I knew it was the washing machine. But she thinks I'm scared of that kind of stuff. Lately, there's been some talk of going to build-a-bear and having some "reconstructive" surgery. All the celebrities get it, so heck, I suppose I can take a little botox injection, maybe have my lips injected to get that sexy Angelina look... oh wait, I don't have lips. Anyway! Enjoy the pictures of me in China!
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