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Well, it was inevitable. As much
traveling around the world as I do with the blonde chick, Paula in tow, it was
only a matter of time before United Airlines recognized my experience and asked
me to fly the airplane. A Boeing 737. As you can plainly see in the picture, I'm
giving my friend Kathy some pointers before we begin our approach into San Jose.
(In the biz, that's we say when we get close to where we're going.)
It didn't take me long to get
comfortable in the fast paced world of professional jet-setters. And all those
crazy airline employees thought it might be fun to pose me around the
airplane... heck, we even had to delay the takeoff for a bit so that we could
get just the right photos. But when it was all said and done, the passengers are
important, and I had to get them off the ground and on to their destination.
So fasten your seatbelts and let's go
have a look at me flying the plane!
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| Me and Kathy getting
familiar with the equipment |
The walkaround,
checking it all out |
A small overhead bin
malfunction |
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| Those nutty flight
attendants, always goofing around... |
We delayed boarding
for this?? |
The jump seat. |
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| Just a precaution |
A perfect spot for
me to view all the action, make sure everything's up to snuff. |
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