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Hi! It's me!
Wellington!
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I thought it might
be important to get my own web page, because I realize I have
lots of fans and friends out there all over the world who aren't
lucky enough to see me all the time... so I thought it would be
nice of me to share myself with them through the internet.
Like this picture of
me outside of Windsor Castle in London. I was traveling with my
buddy Steve, who had some stupid job interview to go to over
there. Since I'd been to three continents already, I figured I'd
better get over to Europe, since there are people there who
haven't met me yet...
But I'm getting
ahead of myself. Let me tell you
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The Biography of
Wellington
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My full name is
Wellington Hobart the First... but you can call me Wellington.
Aunt Patty and Aunt Annie call me Welly, but I think that's kind
of for little bears. I don't say anything about it though,
because I think it would hurt their feelings. They're always so
nice to me.
Anyway. I came to
life when my buddy Steve found me in Tasmania. He was doing some
kind of crazy 'round the world trip or something. I'm glad he
did, because I was really getting tired of sitting on the shelf
in that stupid teddy bear factory with all those other bears and
their silly little problems. Whew. It was exhausting!
And let me tell ya,
Tasmania is about as far from the action as you can get... go
look at it on a map sometime! But now I'm here in the good old
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Me on a road trip with Steve |
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Steve doesn't like me to
drive his Jeep |
Steve was looking
for a present for his friend Paula. Paula thinks I belong to
her, but really I just let her think that. She's nice to have
around because she likes to travel a lot, and its a good way for
me to travel around and get to places and meet new fans. She
flies first class a lot, which is fine by me. Anyway, I saw
Steve the minute he walked in the door, and he eyed me and
picked me up. I know he was looking for just the right bear for
Paula, so he carried me around for the next half hour while he
looked at all the other goofy bears on the shelves. Geez! Duh!
Of course I was the right one! I mean hey, come on! Just look at
me! Steve can be a little, shall we say, "thick-headed" some
times. Anyway! He bought me and took me home and introduced me
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I live with Paula in Denver, in a trailer park. Well, it's not
really a trailer park, but it kind of reminds me of a trailer
park, because all the houses look the same. Actually, I think
trailer parks have a little bit more diversity. Anyway! I call
Paula "Mom", but only because she kind of likes that and I like
to make her feel good. Paula buys me lots of new outfits, and
takes me on trips to meet new people and do a lot of cool
things. I've been to 5 continents now, and the only one I
haven't been to is Africa. Mom went to South Africa and didn't
take me with her. Boy, that's the last time that'll happen, I
tell ya! I had to stay home and visit Steve. He's kind of nice,
but boring. He got all upset one day when mom was in South
Africa because I wanted to help some guys with the construction
out on the street in the trailer park. I was holding a sign and
had on my little orange vest and a hardhat, and I fell under the
steamroller. But Steve used kerosene to clean the tar off me,
and it wasn't so bad. Mom never found out about it, so don't
tell her, ok?
Anyway! After she
took that trip, I gave her a good talking to... and she's never
gone on another trip without me! She takes me on all her
business trips, and I've been all over the United States. That's
quite an accomplishment for a Tasmanian Bear, I tell ya! And my
buddy Steve took me to London. That's a picture of me in London,
with Big Ben in the back. Steve also took me on a road trip
throughout the southwest, Arizona, California, Nevada, New
Mexico. And I've been to India! And Argentina! And a whole bunch
more places! I'm so lucky to have Paula, even though she can be
kind of a pain with all the hugging and smooching and stuff. But
at least she takes her lipstick off when she kisses me, so I
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Anyway! Enough about
me. What about you? What do you think about Me? Come look at all my
pictures and see what you think!
Lets go look at my pictures!
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